Oh, the Places Thing 2 Will Go!
What an amazing weekend we have before us! Thing 2 is graduating from high school and turning 18 the next […]
Oh, the Places Thing 1 Will Go!
Well, the day has finally arrived. Our little 4th Grade Something, the Super-Scholar turned Super-Slacker, is a high school graduate. […]
Not Safe for Consumption
Monday nights are generally father-son nights at the Fat Daddy abode. Hot Mama and Things 1 and 2 have a […]
Tales of a 4th Grade Something
Welcome to the real world I said to she, condescendingly. Take a seat. Take your life. Plot it out in […]
Passing Through
As summer fades into a crisp autumn day I find myself back in school. A two-day symposium on drug use […]
Eating Potting Benches
When I was 12 years old I had a career path scoped out. I grew up playing sports and going […]
Perfect Angels
Once upon a time Hot Mama and I lived a carefree newlywed life where we could stay up late; sleep […]
Pumpkin Pie
Thing 2, my beautiful 6 year old daughter, spent the past week talking about pumpkin pie. Not turkey, not dressing, […]
Neutered
“Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.” So said the coolest game show host of my […]